I love your writing!
Fortunately/unfortunately I quit FB a few years ago over privacy concerns in the press at the time only to see it get worse... So I deleted my account according to all recommended protocols. A few years later I gave in briefly to see something and as soon as I started to enter some personal info, FB automatically filled in some of the requested data! That was ‘the final straw’ (probably a paper one...

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You have one VERY fortunate pooch

I won’t even begin with your ‘darling’ living on dog food.....
