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Da Bull Man
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Post subject: Re: This board is not secret!  Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 10:10 am |
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marygott wrote: I would like to apply for Queen Bitch for this board.
Mary Sorry...you are far from qualified...play to your strenghts... 
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Da Bull Man
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Post subject: Re: This board is not secret! Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 10:12 am |
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TheFuzzy wrote: All, Well, I hope everyone knows that if someone starts being "Queen Bitch" on this board, you can PM me. Or, for that matter, Wino or Pete. Unless, of course, I'm the Queen Bitch. Then, you know, suck it up!  Boy...considering your location that could mean many, many, things!!!  Wino...your up!! 
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Kathy Henry
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Post subject: Re: This board is not secret! Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 10:19 am |
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Tim I have no idea about Crystal. I did receive a message from her a few weeks ago. It was from facebook or something. I responded to be her friend, but never heard from her. Unfortunately I don't know where it came from. Mary You have to be nominated  & no one will nominate you.  Sorry, you'll have to try something else!
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KSyrahSyrah
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Post subject: Re: This board is not secret! Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 10:57 am |
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If we are going to have a Queen Bitch, we need a job description. I'll start:
Faux lifestyle/education credentials
English must be a second language/frequently misspell words)
Use of flowery language ("thus")
Must be a know it all
Must put down anyone who dares to disagree
Brag constantly (which includes threads that are never ending; if it appears that they are dying, you must resurrect them)
Take photos of your employers/or model kitchen and pass them off as your own.
One ups manship is absolutely required.
Feel free to add to these "requirements."
As you can see Mary, you don't qualify since English is your first language.
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KSyrahSyrah
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Post subject: Re: This board is not secret! Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 11:03 am |
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Quote: she lives here in Denver? I have it in my head that she said she lives in Aspen. I can't find the post, but I remember serious eyerolling when I read it.......Amy said Parker, but she (Figjam) said she moved.
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Da Bull Man
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Post subject: Re: This board is not secret! Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 1:38 pm |
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KSyrahSyrah wrote: If we are going to have a Queen Bitch, we need a job description. I'll start:
Faux lifestyle/education credentials
English must be a second language/frequently misspell words)
Use of flowery language ("thus")
Must be a know it all
Must put down anyone who dares to disagree
Brag constantly (which includes threads that are never ending; if it appears that they are dying, you must resurrect them)
Take photos of your employers/or model kitchen and pass them off as your own.
One ups manship is absolutely required.
Feel free to add to these "requirements."
As you can see Mary, you don't qualify since English is your first language. And in these "qualifications" MJ (AKA Mrs Jones) has no peers! Long live the Queen... I just had the thought of another  "queen" that had a "let them eat cake" attitude..
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Amy
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Post subject: Re: This board is not secret! Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 3:24 pm |
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Location: Telluride, CO
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gardnercook wrote: Tim....did you say that she lives here in Denver? I haven't been on TOB in years, but it would almost be worth it to see if I can figure out where she is. Then Amy and I can go and check out her kitchen! Ilene, She did live in the Denver area because she used to respond to requests for info on Denver markets. KSS told me she moved and made a HUGE deal of it a couple of years ago, so I'm not sure where she lives now, but I suspect it's still in Colorado. And I would never step inside any house of hers (or as KSS suspects, her employer's), because I'd probably bitch slap her. Excuse my frankness (no pun intended Frank), but she is the biggest bitch I've ever had the privilege of not meeting.
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Amy
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Post subject: Re: This board is not secret! Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 3:29 pm |
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KSyrahSyrah wrote: If we are going to have a Queen Bitch, we need a job description. I'll start:
Faux lifestyle/education credentials
English must be a second language/frequently misspell words)
Use of flowery language ("thus")
Must be a know it all
Must put down anyone who dares to disagree
Brag constantly (which includes threads that are never ending; if it appears that they are dying, you must resurrect them)
Take photos of your employers/or model kitchen and pass them off as your own.
One ups manship is absolutely required.
Feel free to add to these "requirements."
As you can see Mary, you don't qualify since English is your first language. I'll add one more...Has to believe she has the best taste in the world. What did her completely offensive signature used to "quote?"
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fitzie
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Post subject: Re: This board is not secret! Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 3:43 pm |
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Tim, I'd love to know what happened to Crystal. I know she has been missed by many. It's not the same without her.
Fitzie
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fitzie
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Post subject: Re: This board is not secret! Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 3:49 pm |
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Another qualification would be misuse of pronouns "I" and "me".
Fitzie
I think she lives in or near Boulder
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