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Da Bull Man
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Post subject: Mistake not to make on mothers day!  Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 9:44 am |
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What is Celibacy?
Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.
While attending a Marriage Weekend, Bob and his wife Ann listened to the instructor declare, It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.
He then addressed the men.
Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?
Bob leaned over, touched Ann’s arm gently, and whispered,
Gold Medal-All-Purpose, Isn't it?
And thus began Bob's life of celibacy.
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Post subject: Re: Mistake not to make on mothers day! Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 9:46 am |
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Post subject: Re: Mistake not to make on mothers day! Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 9:59 am |
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Amy
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Post subject: Re: Mistake not to make on mothers day! Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 10:11 am |
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MiGirl
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Post subject: Re: Mistake not to make on mothers day! Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 10:16 am |
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Oh my, I laughed right outloud! Very funny, poor Bob! 
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Post subject: Re: Mistake not to make on mothers day! Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 11:35 am |
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Lindsay
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Post subject: Re: Mistake not to make on mothers day! Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 3:40 pm |
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She should have dumped a full bag of it on his head.
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BeckyH
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Post subject: Re: Mistake not to make on mothers day! Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 4:03 pm |
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I once auctioned off some baking for a charity. The certificate to the lucky recipient was for one flower-less chocolate cake.
Heck, having a guy who noticed what flour I was using would be fine by me. Most of the time they're happy to eat, but unconcerned with the process.
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phoenix
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Post subject: Re: Mistake not to make on mothers day! Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2011 3:34 pm |
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In my case, flour would work just fine  though I do love tulips, anemones and sunflowers. Nancy
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Post subject: Re: Mistake not to make on mothers day! Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2011 5:00 pm |
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That is so funny! This reminds me of a series of husband/wife jokes, all ending with - and then the fight started...
I added this to them, changing the wording a bit. Thanks!
Dave
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