Darcie found this:
http://www.eatyourbooks.com/blog/2015/8 ... g-mad-libsSo, I've got some, please add your own!
The Wants-his-hand-held:
"Your recipe doesn't explain how to [basic cooking technique]. Can you explain how I [method of cooking] the [ingredient]? With pictures?"
The I-Can't-Eat-Anything:
"Is there a [special diet] version of this recipe? Preferably one which leaves out the [ingredient], since I'm allergic?"
The Compulsive Modernist:
"You shouldn't be [cooking technique] the [ingredient] that way, it's old-fashioned. Instead you should [different cooking technique] it and then [modernist cooking technique] it for [number between 10 and 1000] minutes."
