Hi,
Woe is me. Constantly being given animal parts. Like all of those calf leg bones:

Wait, there's more and it gets worse: Six Duck Carcasses, a dozen wings, lots of skin and 12 ounces of duck fat an counting. And this was a birthday present.

I await your sympathy, and I do know what it's next to in the dictionary.
CC
ps: That outfit looks perversely familiar.